It's tough for a bunch of rednecks to explain they are late for a birthday party because Bubba was Kidnapped by Space Aliens.
“You were attacked by a vacuum?” Jane turned to Arlo in disbelief.
He raised his shirt up to show her the twenty to thirty suction marks that looked like hickeys across his chest and down his right side. “Several, they belong to the Elvi,” he explained, “and I don't want to cast dispersions, but it was kind of all Bubba's fault.”
“Why is it your fault?” Jane asked as she turned on Bubba.
“He's the one who hit the Pilifino with the golf ball and started this whole mess,” Dingo said, somehow managing not to sound accusatory.
We did not really blame Bubba for what had happened. Well, the thing with the princess somewhat, but we will get to that later.
