The Chrononauts

"The little girl is a sophomore at MIT." What else?. What else? The man blushed "Not a thing. Our clearance isn't high enough." The colonel swore. "We are freaking Area 51!" About ten men stampeded to carry him out to the empty wagon out front. Mrs. B. gave the sheriff a confused look. He explained "Everyone who helps carry out the dead man gets a free shot of Red Eye. The wagon just sat there. Everyone looked at the sheriff. "Oh. We usually wait till we have five bodies. Sometimes it takes a whole hour. That's why we park 'Old Charley" in the shade.